why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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