Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
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His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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