Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
