Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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