I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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