This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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