just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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