I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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