forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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