i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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