talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
