i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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