How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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