the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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