Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
two words...techno handjob
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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