doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
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Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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