these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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