Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
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The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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