I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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