Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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