Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
