i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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