I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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