ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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