I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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