it wasn't lemon gatorade
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
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So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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