Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
sex in a hospital.. check
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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