So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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