guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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