Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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