why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
So squirting runs in the family.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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