Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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