you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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