Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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