go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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