thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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