Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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