Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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