I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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