Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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