Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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