do herpes really smell.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
