I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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