I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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