i barfeds in our rink
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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