Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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