If you die in college, do you die in real life?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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