i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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