Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Duck Duck Cougar?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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