i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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