I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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